SLVNESS

“I’m like wine; the longer you keep, the better it gets. But as Paramore once beautifully sang, it takes acquired minds to taste this wine.”
— Julia Nadya
Asians Smell Better! :))

Him, smelling his shirt.

Him: Hmmm nice smell.

Me: Hahaha really?

Him: Gucci Envy

Me: White guys smell like wet dogs. Hahahaha

Him: Dogs smell like Asians

Me: Asians smell like candies

Him: Candies smell like dogs.

Me: I smell like SJP's Lovely

Him: Me smell like Gucci Envy

Milka is Purple? :|

Me: You wear purple?

Him: Of course no way

Me: Behind you Bieber!

Him: Hahahaha. It's milka.

Me: ?

Him: It was fashion a few years ago.

Me: Wear it!

Him: I rarely wear it

Me: Wear it!

Him: Now? Enough?

Me: Cuteeeee

"Nice and Cute, Just Like You"

Him: I'm online!!! Lemme see what you are wearing. Nice one, Cool ;)

Me: I like its collar

Him: Yeah. Me too, very nice and cute, like you!

Me: Hahaha why? You set it in full screen

Him: I wanna see you completely

Who doesn't? :)

Me: Oah ok you're busy. Bye.

Him: I was checking a movie. Lemme have my dinner *kiss*

Me: Fine. I missed you! You don't miss me :(

Him: Who doesn't? :)

Me: You. Who else?

Him: Hahahaha come on! You are my baby. I'll be back

Me: *sigh*

Him: Kisses on your lips

Me: Go away!

If happy ending ever after did exist. I would still be holding you like this. All those fairy tales are fall of sh*t. Yea, one more f*cking love song, I’ll be sick. Now I’m at payphone.


If happy ending ever after did exist. I would still be holding you like this. All those fairy tales are fall of sh*t. Yea, one more f*cking love song, I’ll be sick. Now I’m at payphone.

“We both know if you have feelings for someone, nothing else in the world matters.”
— Serena Van der Woodsen